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Bootney

Don't make me go Bootney, Beeauch!
by Jesse Creech August 24, 2003
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boston bruins

Used to be a great NHL team with a great rivalry with the Montreal Canadiens. Now sucks so much that even Habs fans are starting to cut them some slack. Somehow, some poor excuse for a human decided it was a good idea to exchange by far their best player( Joe Thornton who leads the NHL in assists ) for a bunch of nobodies. Currently, the Bruins are battling it out with the oh so powerful Columbus Blue Jackets to avoid being in the bottom 5. That coming from the team which ended last season at the top of their division on top of that. How far the mighty Bruins have fallen.
The Boston Bruins lose in overtime more often than any other team in the league. We should teach them that losing in overtime is still nowhere near as good winning the actual game. Embarassingly enough, the Bruins are part of the Original Six... At least, they're still better than the Blackhawks.
by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006
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boston lonely

The greatest f***ing rock band ever to come out of Berklee College of Music. They rock so hard, it will literally make your butt hurt.
I believe the other definition should be by 'Berklee STUDENT Against Boston Lonely' because you're the only one. Everybody else loves those guys.
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Boston Accent

The most annoying of all American accents, just ahead of the Philadelphia accent. Most commonly heard from douchebag Red Sox fans who suddenly like to brag about the "Sawwwx" greatness, it sounds like someone cut out a chunk of their tongue, making it impossible for them to pronounce "r" when appropriate, and inserting the "r" sound into words where it doesn't exist. Extremely irritating, as is typical for Bostonians.
Example of a Boston Accent in conversation:

Sean: "Hey, wheah's Pawlie?"

Patrick: "I dunno, I just sawr him the uddah day at dah pahty. He was wicked drunk."

Sean: "Yeah, I sawr him theah too. He was pukin next to a pahked cah. Musta had a hawrrible hangovah the next day."

Patrick: "Yeah, I bet it was wicked. Hey, you going to da Sawwwx game dis Satahday?"

Sean: "Of couahs I'll be theah. Varitek is playing awrsome at catcha lately."
by Potato Sack June 11, 2009
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boonton

um boonton you guys are a bunch of wanna be ghetto kids but really u live in boonton which is like right next to mountain lakes u live in the fucking suburbs for god sake ur not tough shit like u think and sorry that us people from mountain lakes have money and nice things like why is it necessary for u to hate us for that because ur jelous...alright and greco is not a laker and never will be cuz shes an orange bitch that looks like a fucking ugly ghetto boonton dragqueen
yo im from boonton and i hang out at walmart cuz im that cool
by ew April 9, 2005
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BOSTONMASSACRE

Someone who likes men, or is a homosexual. The term was engendered at a communal meeting in Boston encompassing a plethora of Boston's more affluent population. There a kid named Kevin ran into the meeting room and began jamming a banana up his anus and another one into his mouth. Than a large black convict who escaped from prison came in and thrust his large genitalia into kevin's or BOSTONMASSACREx's anus alongside the banana. He than said his name was Kevin and that his XBL gamertag was BOSTONMASSACREx. The whole of the non gay group was very offended and from then on referred to BOSTONMASSACRE as a homosexual fag.
Kevin bends over and a large black man puts hius genitalia into his anus. At which point Todd says wow way to be a BOSTONMASSACRE, f'ing homo.
by Jennifer Yorbawitz February 24, 2008
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Boston lemonade

Pissing in a girls mouth during a blow job
She looked surprised to say the least when I gave her a taste of Boston lemonade
by Dirtydirtysneaker October 31, 2011
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