birthday bone

When you having an absolute furthest with your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, partner, wife, husband, half bother, half sister, 2nd cousin from the south on your birthday.

damn bro, my gf texted me she would surprise me with a birthday bone.

by Matty In The Morning February 11, 2018

john travolta's birthday

Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.

I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.

by Stormchild72 December 26, 2016

birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

Birthday

A day that you celebrate (happily) coming out of a vagina and into existence.

Guy 1: Hey man, it’s my birthday!

Guy 2: No way! Happy Birthday!

by -Judah- October 25, 2019

Happy birthday hunter

Happy birthday hunter

Hey happy birthday hunter

by Wooges December 10, 2020

Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 3, 2021