by That Dude99 November 8, 2009
Get the Anti-Beard mug.The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.
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Get the Sticky Beard mug.Can you PLEASE go wash your face when you finish that cigarette, because I can smell your stank beard already?!
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Get the Shanghai Beard mug.A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
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"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
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