eighteenth birthday

When you become a legal adult and you can make your own decisions but your parents or any one older than you thinks you are still a child.

"It's her eighteenth birthday so she's going to get a tattoo."
"She thinks she's so grown because its her eighteenth birthday."

by Theimpracticaljokersarestilltr April 3, 2016

carissa birthday

a day to celebrate carissa maybe caleb.

hy twin. it’s carissa birthday

by carissa luvr 123 March 27, 2022

It’s plagues birthday

April 22 is Plagues birthday

It’s plagues birthday

by _JDawg_ April 21, 2022

Scottish Birthday

When Troopy gets old

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit

by abitdodgey August 15, 2023

Birthday shot

The expedited ingestion of a large quantity of alcohol, as prompted by the random selection of one’s numerical birth day in a game of chance. Preferably consumed from a WVU-branded glass container of five or more inches in height.

“Wow, it really landed on 26 again. Time for another birthday shot that exceeds my average daily caloric intake.”

by project141764 March 28, 2021

birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances

Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.

by The Formuoli March 24, 2016

Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.

Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight

by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023