bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.
Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.
by ThorV January 01, 2016
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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019
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skully bandit

A female who comes to a house with the sole purpose to give oral pleasure to an individual or group and then leave when finished.
"Last night we had these skully bandits roll through before we went out and then had to hit em back up when we got back at like 3."
by SantanaRLC5 November 06, 2008
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Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.
that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching
by m4cca February 02, 2019
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Blank Bandit

The act of learning how to make something illegal and not doing anything with said information.
That guy loves being a Blank bandit
by Anonymous $288(4;& May 24, 2024
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Coochie Bandit

Someone typically a male whom takes someone virginity and then walks out on them or it can be someone who dates another person just to have sex
Why’d you break up with him

He was just a coochie bandit
by Skm2323 April 29, 2019
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Coochie bandits

A group of boys with big ass dicks that fuck bitches and party
by Fellow coochie bandit September 04, 2019
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