The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.
Girl: when’s your birthday
Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet
Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.
Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet
Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.
by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022
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August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”
John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
by Overtake August 20, 2022
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Get the August 28th mug.August 12, 2026, Also called the "Heat death of the universe" Is a phrase created by the character "Loudward" (AI Squidward in AI_Sponge's streams). In one of AI_Sponge's streams, a scene was created with Loudward constantly yelling "August 12, 2026". When asked by AI generated Spongebob what he is doing, Loudward replied that he is repeating this phrase over over again in hopes of it becoming meaningful someday.
1: Hi, buddy!
2: August 12, 2026, the heat death of the universe. August 12, 2026, the heat death of the universe. August 12, 2026, the heat death of the universe.
1: Is everything okay mate?
2: Yeah. I i's just that... well... nevermind.
2: August 12, 2026, the heat death of the universe. August 12, 2026, the heat death of the universe. August 12, 2026, the heat death of the universe.
1: Is everything okay mate?
2: Yeah. I i's just that... well... nevermind.
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