jack adams

the act of sticking a hand up your own or someone elses asshole and pulling out all the shit

We went out for lunch, then I gave her a hot jack adams and rubbed it in her face

by jonh6699 December 12, 2010

Bryan Adams

God, enuff said. AKA BA

Hey man, what you listening to?
BA ofcourse, only the best.

by Cloudy April 1, 2004

North Adams

This city already has an entry that is WRONG.

Smallest city in Massachusetts that is know for having the largest contemporary art museum in the country. Hosts artwork by Meryl Streepe's husband, home of SFX company that worked on X-Men and other movies. Home of creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle creator Peter Laird. Located IN the Berkshires.

North Adams is a strange and beautiful place.

by pizza jen April 17, 2008

Adam Ant

To inscribe a white line across a ladies face using ones naughty paintbrush,in a style reminiscent of the briefly popular eighties highwayman' make up.

Sammy: What the heck are you doing?
*Nick wields his shooting schlong like a paintbrush all over Sammy's face
Nick: I'm giving you an Adam Ant baby!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

John Adams

A Fat Motherfucker

Alexander Hamilton: Dang That Guy Is a Such a John Adams

by Satire Zeby March 26, 2019

north adams

north adamsis a shithole of a town in western mass, that offers nothing for the people that live there. Typical age for women to give birth in this town is around 15 years old. You can always find drugs here if you know the right people. Most of the population in north adams survive by living off of the government and popping out more kids. One in four households on any given street are usually deemed condemned,not due to poor landlord upkeep,but from the residents not giving a fuckabout anything but their checks on the first of the month. If you should go here,do not talk to anyone, but should you have to, don't tell them anything of importance,or within five minutes, the entire town will know your business. People in this town aren't so bright,so it's okay if you want to stop and stare. The only good things about North Adams, are the roads leading out of it going to Connecticut,New York,Vermont,New HampshireMaine,or Rhode Island. Basically, anywhere but here is a good place!

A conversation between a father/daughter from North Adams:
Girl:Dad I'm pregnant.
Dad:But you're only 15!!
Girl:Don't worry,my boyfriend is 32 and he gets a check on the 1st of every month!
Dad:Well,I guess you'll be alright then.Gotta make sure my baby's got herself a good man,just like her dad...

by ~LG~ August 9, 2008

Adam Smithee

Made-up film director name. When a movie turns out so bad the real director doesn't want his name associated with the project they may use this name instead. Sidney Lumet, Dennis Hopper and Sam Raimi have used the pseudonym respectively.

"I can't believe my movie turned out so crappy, better slap Adam Smithee on the credits or else my career's over."

by Liquid Sky October 25, 2007