Alaskan Raspberry

When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."

by basement god May 26, 2022

Alaskan scratch and sniff

You scratch someone’s asshole and make forcefully sniff your hand.

Yesterday I gave Seb an alaskan scratch and sniff it was hot

by BigBoyBob07 April 1, 2022

Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass

"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"

by trdbear March 18, 2023

Alaskan Stinker

Whenever you defecate, freeze said human waste, and use it as a dildo.

girl: omg can we do an alaskan stinker?
guy: wtf no

by MyFriendsBroIsWeird August 6, 2024

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

Alaskan Tugboat

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.

She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.

by JaKobraKai June 5, 2021

Alaskan Bullworm

No, not the spongebob bull worm but the act of shitting in the snow with the length of at least 4 feet. Preferably in the lawn of someone you hate, or if they were born in texas.

Guy 1: WHO THE FUCK SHAT ON MY LAWN!?
Guy 2: Damn, that guy got an alaskan bullworm on his lawn

by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025