emergency crush

A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.

Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.

by Ringo16 July 15, 2016

Cigarette crush

A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.

A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.

“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”

by XxMoist_BaconxX January 19, 2019

Bang Crush

Someone you like but don’t want a relationship with but want to screw

Damn she’s fine but I don’t want a relationship. She’s a bang crush

by Dancerslife2015 November 20, 2019

Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.

"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."

by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017

kiki crush

A girl or boy who goes psycho over there crush but in the end gets rejected

Oooo (name) is having a kiki crush

by Ash_294 May 11, 2019