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Jordan / Chris?

Makes insulting jokes about despite his love for you
Jordan / Chris ? : * makes joke *
Someone : * pretends to be offended / upset *
Jordan / Chris? : nouuuu ily really ㅠㅠ
by LeafyLever June 17, 2018
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Jordan Licker

A person who isn’t African American that glorifies black people and blames police when black suspects resist arrest. Believes that blacks are oppressed and are victims of racism.
A person who isn’t African American and Uses the N word in every sentence
Person1: Did you see him defending that thug saying the officer should’ve been fired for doing his job?

Person 2:yeah he’s is being a Jordan licker again

He’s always using the N word in every sentence he’s sure is a Jordan licker
by Chris vtech October 30, 2023
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Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr
chad jordan u is a bitch... lol
by urabitch101 April 3, 2023
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Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021
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jordan benton

That dude is pulling a Jordan Benton. We better pop him.
by Qwertyuioplajd February 12, 2018
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Is Jordan Wrong

-when Jordan think she is correct, she is wrong, Yes is Jordan wrong
by Wowsar February 10, 2020
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