wild goose wait

when someone tells you they're comin' over but NEVER show up an leave you waiting 4 eva
man tony posed 2 b cumn thru wit the beer an bitches n a hr... Fuck no!...you kno tony ass aint comin'! He finna have us on a wild goose wait!
by Cucci Mane January 07, 2010
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Ku Klux Goose

The most evil beast in the natural wilderness with a mind for murder. Often found in the southern states of the U.S.A lynching swans and murdering iliterate pidgeons.
Holy shit! That Ku Klux Goose just lynched that siberian tiger.
by Boglebaglesdothebestbagles February 22, 2012
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duck duck goose

This game occurs when you are at the bar and there are three ladies sitting in the prime seats. It is football Sunday and your team is playing on the big television above the bar. You must force one of those women to move. Fortunately, there are two hot ones(which are always accompanied by a fattie or big nosed goose) and a "goose." To accomplish obtaining the seat at the front one must walk up to the bar casually and start a conversation. As all guys know, the easiest way to obtain a hot chick is to befriend the ugly or fat one. First you say hello to all girls starting with the two hottest ones. Then you address the "goose." You start by flirting and buying them all drinks. You then give a minor rub up on the "goose." At this point, you discuss playing pool or going outside for a cigarette (most fat chicks smoke to lose weight). As you head for the pool tables or outside the fat girl will eventually follow. When she leaves her seat, you quickly circle around to the bathroom where she cannot follow and then back to her seat. Immediately you must indulge in conversation with the hot chicks and the football game. This leaves the "goose" to find a seat around the bar using similar tactics. It is important to never make eye contact again with the goose, so she thinks you are too tire, unless the rest of the players are now bored with the game. This will bring about a much rougher game of "tackling the grenade" or "putting for double bogey."
Damn, the Broncos only play on the NFL network. We are gonna have to go the bar and play duck duck goose.
by Lost Alamost October 19, 2010
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The Golden Goose of Gondor

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm
The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone
by Maj Upham December 23, 2011
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Gang sign Goose

Guy: Yo! Watch out, that’s gang sign good right there!
Gang sign goose: *GANG SIGN GOOSE NOISES*
by Count cheesula November 16, 2020
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wild goose chase

when you've killed all but one of your enemy's units (in a RTS game) and the last of the enemy's units is roaching around, possibly in your base killing your workers, until your enemy sees that you've sent your entire army at his last unit and consequently runs his last unit around the map, leading your 50 unit army on a wild goose chase for 30 minutes until he abruptly resigns when your army closes in on his unit.
OMG, I thought I won the game, but his last light cavalry was harassing my economy and I had to send my entire army to lead a wild goose chase after that last light cavalry unit for 30 minutes - and then that bastard resigned just when his light cavalry fell into my ambush.
by inquilinekea August 22, 2008
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Let me goose

Goose means bay area slang for Fuck
Me:Let me Goose yo best friend

Person: she said she not tryin to get pregnant
by Trend started👌 November 12, 2017
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