Big M

Big M is a player and a fucking hitter

Big M gets all the bitches

by BIGBOSSMATTHEW December 6, 2017

Big tourmy

If your dick small make it sound like you got a big one by saying you have a “big tourmy”!!

I got a 1.7 in. Dick but girls think I got “big tourmy”

by Pussymaster10100 December 6, 2017

hockin a big hoss

The worst action to ever be committed by an individual. If someone were to tell you to do this, IMMEDIATELY DENY

You’re hockin a big hoss

by bigdad47 May 6, 2018

Big Shaq

Basically a god. Yu dun now.

Is that our lord and savior Big Shaq?
Yes it is. Now bow.

by robertthenazi February 19, 2018

Big Dick Ove

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.

Guy 1 -Hey dude is that a Big Dick Ove?

Guy 2 - Nah man those don't exist.

Guy 1 -But i saw in Illustrerad Vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.

Guy 2 -Holy shit dude take a photo.

by SuQMadDiQ February 22, 2018

Big Head

Someone who believes that their importance is equivalent to the importance of the sun. Of course, they are delusional.

Boy: "I'm just really great. Chris Young ain't got nothing on this swag bag."
Girl: "You better stop saying stuff like that or else you will get a big head."

by Hotstuffswagmaster February 24, 2018

big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.

This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."

by lolweird February 25, 2018