Wobble-Cocked

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

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cock

COCKADOODLEDOO

give me some of that cock

by )_/(_ February 26, 2023

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Rockin Cock

It's just a dildo with a bluetooth speaker duct taped to the sack.

Honey, I wanna spice things up, grab me the good ol' rockin cock.

by Cr.4.zy April 3, 2019

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cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

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Cock Boggling

When a girl is giving a blowjob and gargles on it whilst moving it around her mouth.

Andy "Hey have you heard about Abi's blow job skills?"
Mark "Yeah I heard she's is keen on Cock Boggling! Everyone enjoys a boggling from time to time."
Andy "Too right, she's a top notch boggler!"

by The Evil Dorito March 26, 2016

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