João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister

Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori

by HypperAstro November 5, 2022

Payton Battin

An unpaid hooker with a very large forehead. Terrible at dancing as well.

Hey, where's Payton Battin?

The hooker?

Yeah the unpaid one!

Oh! She's in the bathroom sending more nudes to someone at King!

by littlebigbrother November 10, 2022

Fortnite Battle pass

I just shitted up my ass, I want a fortnite battlepass. If your girl buys you a fortnite battle pass you're instantly engaged unless she denies

Bro, my future wifey bought me the Fortnite BattlePass Now i gotta rape her grandma
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married

by Negrohunter87 November 11, 2022

womens bathroom

The most supportive positive place a woman can go with no judgement .usually gone to in pairs.

I’m feeling really sad can we go to the womens bathroom together

by Kenziee2 November 11, 2022

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022

Fortblox Battle Royal Land

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!

by random game mem thinkgs December 4, 2022

Charlotte Batelic

Charlotte Batelic is someone who is very reliable during a field hockey game. She is an extraordinary offender! You can always count on her to be 6 feet in front of the goal with the ball and fall down or hit it out of bounds! Everyone who knows Charlotte loves her, not only for her exceptional skills in field hockey but for her charming laugh and comforting nature.

Who's that girl who keeps face-planting when no one's around her?

Oh, that's just Charlotte Batelic

by fartingonyourpillowatnight December 7, 2022