sex the owner day

sex them sex them all

owner: what's going on
sexman: sex the owner day is now
"painfull scream"

by beantrailmix December 16, 2021

Sex Gypsy

man that leaves a girl to fuck other grils and gets back with her after

why you dating a sex gypsy

by fajasaur December 14, 2020

Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

sex

it doesn’t exist

Jonah: Hey Phil, what is sex?
Phil: it’s a fairytale, it’s not real, it’s fake, fake news Jonah.

by I3avier September 22, 2023

REVENGE SEX

This is when a girl fucks another guy thinking shes getting back at you, but all it does is give her whore status.

My girlfriend had revenge sex, and now she wonders why shes has whore status.

by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024

Sex god

mustansir the mega chad

girl1:mustansir is a sex god

girl: i swear to god he is amazing

by bruhfckthis March 9, 2022