cock and ball torture

what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate

person 1: "aww, what's his name?"
me: "cock and ball torture"
person 1: *sighs and grabs him*

by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021

Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023

Cock and balls

A large testical and the long thing above the testicles

You have some nice Cock and Balls Jeremiah

by J....W February 3, 2022

Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow

Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.

by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021

Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.

“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”

by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021

Cock destroyer

What I do to your mom at night

Wow your mom is the cock destroyer

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 20, 2021

Cocked

A word used when you totally cocked your friends!

"Hey bro!"

"what."

"Your family is dead."

"what"

"get cocked loser!"

by Cocksandballslover240 July 6, 2022