sex

it doesn’t exist

Jonah: Hey Phil, what is sex?
Phil: it’s a fairytale, it’s not real, it’s fake, fake news Jonah.

by I3avier September 22, 2023

sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.

How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...

by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020

gay butthole sex

two men vigorously having anal sex

I walked on on my dad and uncle having gay butthole sex.

by Alkerj Jabibi Kaliki Eid Balaj July 28, 2024

sex mode

Sex mode is when someone goes really crazy by doing something or for something

Nah, he went sex mode on those guys man, The match was immediately over when he went sex mode, they lost.

by koikonkonimiyakuharofu February 10, 2024

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

sex the owner day

sex them sex them all

owner: what's going on
sexman: sex the owner day is now
"painfull scream"

by beantrailmix December 16, 2021

sex

The stuff you do when your both consenting parties!!!!!!!

Tom: “Oh my god…… ahhhhhdgdhdh!!”
Boar: “🐷🐷🐷(having sex with a pig is crazy!!)"

Tom: “You understand just keep still..!”

by secretmd! October 22, 2023