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hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.
Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.
by Sa00 April 14, 2020
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Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
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Hot Topic

A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.
Tinder matched me with such a Hot Topic last night, he was enchanting!
by BigSCMoney February 12, 2021
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Hot wash

When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.
"This girl was giving me head last night and I ended up getting a hot wash from her!"
by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022
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The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death
John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat
by innocentexile June 14, 2016
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A het-hot

A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.

This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
I wouldn't choose to date a het-hot.
Love Island is just a zoo of het-hots.
by Queerovia November 2, 2022
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Hot

Girl: "Helia is literally the definition of hot"
Guy: "The dude from that fairy show??"
Girl 2: "Yup!!"
by isayukika February 24, 2022
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