have shit for brains

to be extremely stupid(see also shit for brains)

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.

by Light Joker October 24, 2004

shit n hit

The act of hitting a loaded bowl or joint whilst releasing your bowels in the toilet.

Mom: You sure were in that bathroom a long time.

Son: Relax mom, I was just shit n hittin'.

by chris "hoagie" hoagland January 26, 2009

fair lawn shit

Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.

Call your guy and ask him for some bud.

All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock

by Bergen county kush master September 3, 2012

Holy Fucking Shit

HFS: An acronym standing for Holy Fucking Shit, mainly used for things that require more than just a "Fuck" or a "Shit."

Person 1: Bro someone left a huge dook in the toilet bowl!
Person 2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

by Mac-role Roll May 17, 2018

Electronic shit sandwich

When a individual shits on a friends/persons laptop keyboard, then closes the screen.

My roommate passed out, so i ordered him an electronic shit sandwich on his desk while he was sleeping. Also known as (ESS)

by MattyDiesel November 12, 2010

whoop-dee-shit

An ironic exclamation used to express a complete lack of interest and/or enthusiasm.

Similar to, though more subtle than, "Who gives a fuck?"

Paul: "Rob Schneider's got a new movie coming out!"
Beverly: "Oh, really? Whoop-dee-shit!"

by T. Strange May 29, 2003

ain't got shit

Cannot beat the competition. At times used as a taunt towards an opponent.

D-Jay: Yo, Lil' Blood. Yo toy guns ain't got shit on mah rapid-fire blaster!
Lil' Blood: We'll see about that.

by MazingerZMkII May 19, 2014