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Nascar Syndrome

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.

The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"
by theslyon May 18, 2022
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phantom discord syndrome

You hear discord messages without getting any
*discord message* “wait I didn't get a message” “must be phantom discord syndrome
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Lester syndrome

When your a creepy fat cunt who fucks little kids.
Guy 1: Yo that man is fat and fucks little kids
Guy 2: He's got Lester syndrome
by TopTierBoss2000 May 23, 2022
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Small Dick Syndrome

When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.

They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.

These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.

It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;

- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick

There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.

Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!

Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.

We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.

Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
by FartLady77 May 23, 2022
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No head syndrome

When one of the bois is lacking towards one another due to a deficiency of head
Wyatt has no head syndrome, he hasn’t head any in years.
by Binger864 May 24, 2022
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No head syndrome

When one of the bois is acting off due to a deficiency in oral sex
Poor Wyatt has no head syndrome, he hasn’t had any in years
by Binger864 May 24, 2022
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Alam testical syndrome

This syndrome is very bad to have. If you have this your penise wil have testical cancer,frostbite on you small penis meaning for it to fall
That fatherless child called alam has Alam testical syndrome
by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022
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