The love decagon

The best friend group you could have. Everybody in it is in love with each other, they hangout every weekend. One always run's down the street screaming. Most of the members are nerd's but they're pretty chill. They always have a group chat and always have taco's or pizza. They all get along quite nicely, except for when they don't! They're pretty popular kids and everyone wants to be them.

Person 1 : Did you hear about the love decagon?

Person 2 : Yeah

by Martymcfly3050 February 6, 2024

when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz

“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”

by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024

heather and Declan

The best couple out there

Everyone loves them

Heather and Declan are a great match

by 1236!/£.& Han an a April 29, 2024

Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM)

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.

Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024

Black and Decker

Fucking hardware tools you cucks

Yo nigga can you pass me the black and decker hammer

by Blueberrybitchnigga May 30, 2024