the result of rubbing ones hands together at a medium pace causing intense friction and seperation of the epidermis until a black ball of skin is formed. Most hobbyist enjoy collecting such ball's and adding to them over long periods of time.
Jeff made a rabbit turd then chased his friends around his apartment with it.
Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.
Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.
by JASON February 5, 2004
Get the rabbit turdmug. by DudeMoney October 5, 2007
Get the Turd Nuggetmug. Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit
by SUNY POTSDAM October 1, 2005
Get the turd burglarmug. Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.
Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.
Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.
Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.
Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.
Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.
by 19CharacterUsername June 28, 2009
Get the Polished Turdmug. 1. guy_1: Whoa! What's that in the sky? A turd bomb?
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!
2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!
2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb
by iMilk=♥ January 17, 2009
Get the turd bomb mug. by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003
Get the crayon turdmug. When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - we say that it is playing 'turd and seek'
Man, yesterday I was putting out a huge one and was so excited to see what it was gonna look like, but it decided to play turd and seek with me!
by Ben7777777 March 14, 2011
Get the Turd and seekmug.