buck the Purex truck

Don’t be dumbshit that goes into places flailing around like a fucking idiot.

I was going to take TJ to Pamida to purchase some Pony hightops but decided not to buck the Purex truck. TJ always goes full blown retard,

by Johnnie Mudd March 14, 2018

Tallahassee Dump Truck

The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.

Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.

by Hank Martinez January 22, 2023

hot off the truck

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer

Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck

by Didnizithatcomin August 20, 2016

Truck Seat Tuna

When you bag a last call 10 at the bar and she leaves a snail trail on your truck seat.

Last time I gave her a ride home she left me with Truck Seat Tuna

by Creamy Cayenne November 16, 2022

Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week and you punch a girl in the face and knockout her teeth. Then shit on her.

Baby I would like to take you home and give you a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"

by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020