Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022

River horse

Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.

I know someone that is a River horse.

by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021

Horse on the docks

South African slang for hello generally used for a superior

Horse on the docks sir

by 2453166089 August 25, 2021

descending horse

The act of going down on a man while wearing horse masks and yelling "naah" while climaxing

At the party we walked into a couple doing the descending horse and then joined them.

by burningTinman March 29, 2015

Borrowed horses

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.

If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".

by 999JB February 5, 2021

barbs horses

A sexy elderly woman that enjoys spending her evenings by taking her majestic horses on long walks. Barb is also very found of younger men and likes to make them come over to her barn and feed her horses

Barbs horses are just awesome creatures. I love when she asks me to come feed them

by Ballerboy38 February 19, 2018

colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

by dildosexual April 14, 2023