beef brawl

When a group of men get together and all lay their penises onto a round table. The game begins when one punches the penis of the man to his left flat on the table. The chain continues until all but one man has quit. This last man is called the "beef queen" until the next round begins. Reconstructive surgeory is typically needed for participants.

I nearly bled to death last night during the second round of our beef brawl. Good times.

by T-Bag January 27, 2005

Beef Night

Beefy Goodness taken to unsurpassed levels of fun!! Usually requires two or more beef eating buddies to group together. They are then to work themselves into a Beef eating Frenzy and while growling really loud, like this...------> Raaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!! Then to be followed by a flurry of chomping down on awesome smoked Beef sandwiches (Good Bread a given). Discussions of mountain purchases soon follow combined with awesome back patting.

Woooooooooot!!!!!!! Beef!!! Oh ya baby!!!

Beef night!!! I'm soo Excite!!!

Kilmer(weapon of mass temptation, for strangely wired dikes) is coming to Beef night also!!!

by A Kind Due February 19, 2009

Beef Frank

a huge shit.

"man. i gotta go take a beef frank."
"ew. dont tell us about it."

by mephilis6264 November 18, 2011

beef cakey

tom shores

tom shores is such a beef cakey

by chasingBEEEFCAKES May 22, 2009

Beefed up

Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.

I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!

by JoeyBomm June 01, 2020

having a beef

When two grown men stand around crying unashamedly.
First used by college humour (Jake and Amir).

Q- So what were you doing with Jake over there?
A- We were just having a beef, bro.

by DevilzLexicon February 20, 2012

mongolian beef

Noun or verb
The act of a male attempting to insert his flacid member in an orifice (usu. a vagina) by clamping the penis at the base and stuffing

As a noun:
I couldn't get it up last night, so I just gave her the mongolian beef.

As a verb:
After ingesting mass amounts of liquor and uppers, Bob could only mongolian beef his girlfriend.

by Wikidick April 26, 2006