j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 25, 2015

J-Steelo

The art of pulling off the seemingly impossible in a style that only a half-man half-amazing being could.

He told her about the other girl he's dating and now all three of them are in a relationship, that is strictly J-Steelo.

I told my job I'm officially looking for work but will help them transition I went at them with the J-Steelo; they gave me a raise and a contract.

by JBeamin March 31, 2011

J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

by ashittyperson July 17, 2023

Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.

"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"

by 3 Palm November 23, 2013

Aimee J

The most amazing girl you will ever meet her smile can cure depression and she has helped so many people than she’s realises she can be nice and caring and compassionate but if you piss her off enough she’ll probably kill you. She loves her dog Stella and cats. She says meow a lot that’s why her nickname is kitten. She loves slipknot. She denies she doesn’t like the dead weather but deep down she does along with Ed sheeran and Shawn mendes. She is loved by many also hated by many too.

Simply put.

She’s perfect and she deserves to be happy.

Aimee J is amazing that’s it end of.

by Random737728 February 23, 2019

Yee J

Another term use to call a species of low ranking demons called DJ

We have descended to the lowest part of hell. Let's hope we don't run into a Yee J.

by gloglo_jaxx September 5, 2019

The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011