on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body
“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”
“it’s national cum on girlfriend day”
“oh sick i’ll do it later”
“no what do special about it”
“it’s national cum on girlfriend day”
“oh sick i’ll do it later”
by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021
Get the national cum on girlfriend daymug. by penguin999 August 20, 2021
Get the Girlfriend Say Yes Daymug. A term often by a person who might be a closeted homosexual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. In the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.
In the musical 'Avenue Q', a character is a closeted homosexual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he sexually pleases her everytime he sees her.
John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!
John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!
by 000jajajaja000 February 21, 2011
Get the Girlfriend who lives in Canadamug. by PusaySuccer1854 November 2, 2020
Get the wanna be my girlfriendmug. by luisfemart April 3, 2011
Get the new girlfriend dietmug. (n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
by ihmsf October 25, 2009
Get the speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriendmug. A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.
Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.
Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.
Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?
Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.
Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?
by PuceEmu August 23, 2008
Get the Stripey shirted douches' girlfriendmug.