preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

by SoakedStew7 April 08, 2021

high anus

When your father leaves for a extended amount of time

Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused

by Jex September 24, 2022

High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time

Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus

by Jex October 01, 2022

Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.

Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."

by sisanchopancho May 27, 2019

Un-alive anus

A synonym for dead-ass

Bro I just snorted 5 pounds of crack un-alive anus

by Meameaperson August 31, 2021

Anu Lawrance

Female epitome of selflessness, kind, reliable, dependable, and hardly seeking accolades for their own accomplishments. Often taken for granted, they are infamous for shifting from nurturing caregivers to bitter termagants, once they reach their limits. (Spelled 'Lawrance', not 'Lawrence', otherwise they'll scratch your eyes right out. )

My mom works her ass off for my education. She is such an Anu Lawrance!

by Moodifier May 09, 2021

Anus Nervosa

When you’re scared to poop in a public place or with someone nearby enough to hear you poop. AKA when your booty hole is shut tight in fright.

I spent the night at my girlfriends house and couldn’t poop because of my anus nervosa.

by HarmonicChaos February 08, 2020