public school system

shit
i'm a 34 yo man who works at retail, I know what damn well what I'm talking about.

1: the damn american school with them shitty teachers pisses me off.

2: Blame the public school system

by aidetaut November 3, 2022

system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.

Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

metric system

A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it

I wish we used the metric system, but what can we do about it?

by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023

System Of A Down

The best band Nu Metal has got to offer. I like the simplicity of their songs and the catchy melodies along with the heavy riffs, usually in Drop C or Drop C# tuning. Not to mention, they go nuts in all their songs and Serj Tankian is like a wind up crack monkey. People have referred to System Of A Down as a pop band, but these people should be ignored as they have no idea what they're talking about.

System Of A Down rules and their songs are fucking hilarious

by UltimateDoge November 6, 2023

Wii gaming system

the Wii is the most gayest and most retarded gaming system out there and u cant even play any violent games on it except call of duty butt its really complicated.

retard : 0h the Wii is the 3est!!!!! DeRp

smart person: no its not PS4 and X-box one are a lot bet Wii gaming system sucks!!

by the correct answer January 13, 2015

Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).

My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!

by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025

Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!

Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys

by Jugfruit November 18, 2023