Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

Sausage Friendly

A gay male. A homosexual man.

Apparently Bob is "sausage friendly"... Just saw him making out with Jimmy.

by David DollarBeer March 30, 2011

Frying the sausage

Frying the sausage is when a female puts a males penis into a toaster, oven, or air fryer to get it crispier before the sucks the dog.

Frying the sausage example “I cant wait to fry your sausage so its nice and crispy for my mouth”

by Peter Nicoll April 09, 2021

sausage magnet

Nissan GTR

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!

by chillyZ January 01, 2017

sausage feaster

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.

Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia

by bbbadddbitch May 24, 2018

Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately

He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman

by Weetyswip July 19, 2015