the result of rubbing ones hands together at a medium pace causing intense friction and seperation of the epidermis until a black ball of skin is formed. Most hobbyist enjoy collecting such ball's and adding to them over long periods of time.
Jeff made a rabbit turd then chased his friends around his apartment with it.
Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.
Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.
by JASON February 05, 2004
by DudeMoney September 22, 2007
Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit
by SUNY POTSDAM September 15, 2005
Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.
Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.
Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.
Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.
Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.
Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.
by 19CharacterUsername June 28, 2009
1. somebody who pirates turds for their personal benefit and enjoyment
2. somebody who loves to play with assholes
2. somebody who loves to play with assholes
by Maggiore's August 28, 2008
by Meddi September 11, 2008
1. guy_1: Whoa! What's that in the sky? A turd bomb?
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!
2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!
2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb
by iMilk=♥ January 17, 2009