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Santa Deniers

Mike Wildston and Joliet Roberts are famous Santa Deniers in the State of Alpine.
by PencilBuzz August 17, 2023
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Lady Santa Syndrome

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.
That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015
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Santa

Mass murderer who kills in vengeance. Seriously, it's true! Just ask Weird Al!
The night Santa went crazy, the night Saint Nick went insane, realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
by Shinobi77Gamer December 8, 2024
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Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
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Santa Inc.

Some Christmas stop motion "comedy" show directed by Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen who are Jewish.

It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.

Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..
Person 1: How was Santa Inc.?

Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..
by PeachOrchid April 20, 2025
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Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.
We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).
by DJTruth December 10, 2022
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santa cloths

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023
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