Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
by puffingbillies December 11, 2022
Get the Prison Pillsmug. Pill sexual is when you’re lesbian/ straight / gay and you bend towards any sex because you need a shag that badly or you love anyone. Many call it a love buzz but pill sexual is more extreme
by Pat1269 August 4, 2018
Get the pill sexualmug. A philosophical approach to relationships advocating the benefits of 1. men and women coming to the relationship table with a material and financial commitment to each other, and 2. rejection of the romantic love model due to it being an inadequate basis on which to build a life and pay for a family.
Sonya wanted to get married but comes with a lot of student debt and an expectation that Johnny pay for all her needs. Johnny swallowed the gold pill and told her that he couldn't marry any woman who contributed nothing to the marriage.
by Mundus_imaginalis June 1, 2025
Get the Gold pillmug. by Chinkybriz January 6, 2020
Get the Pillmug. 
by Impostor (sus) January 28, 2023
Get the chocolate pillmug. 