pickle tickle

v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.

also:
n. the act of pickle tickling

v.

"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"

n.

"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."

by Mick Phersurani February 5, 2015

Bald Pickle

A person who thinks he or she is very important but is actually nothing more than a steaming pile of crap and worthless to society.

That tweaker is a real Bald Pickle!

by 925 February 29, 2004

fried pickle

Refering to mans penis that has a yeast infection.

Yo, man after fucking that nasty slaggot, i got a fried pickle....

by Vanessa2100 March 14, 2007

Pickle Dick

When you have sex for so long that the vinegary vaginal acids start to degrade your dick, much like how vinegar transforms a cucumber into a pickle.

Charlie: I saw that you had Taylor over for a long time last night, you got to watch out for that pickle dick.
Jake: Good thing she likes pickles.

by OtisGammaNUG1 July 18, 2013

pickle head

one who's head is full of pickles. commonly a term of endearment.

"Tara, you're my little pickle head" said Mike

by Princess Wedge April 26, 2006

Pickle Theory

When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.

S: Do you like olives?

A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?

S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory

by panda69manda March 11, 2013

pottery pickle

one of the greatest mysteries of the world. When a guy is doing a girl in the ass and he shoves a cucumber in his partner's vagina. then the guy smashes a piece of pottery over the girls back making her tighten up around the cuke. when he pulls the cuke out it is magically changed into a pickle

"so did you give her the donkey punch?"
"no, i gave her the pottery pickle"
"how does that work"
"i have no idea"

by shenia July 5, 2005