Grape

The epididymis in a man’s scrotum. The veiny bit behind the testicle Wich transports sperm.

“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on”
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”

by Pat Dry June 30, 2025

Wet-grape

When you grab your friend's balls so rough they squelch

I wet-grape Nick so hard he shit his pants

by kbgbug January 2, 2023

Grape

The food eaten by a legendary duck

Duck: hey(bum bum bum) got any grapes?

by Xx_Dank_memes_xX June 16, 2020

Buff Grape

The mascot of doahnel and his twitch community.

Man, buff grape is JACKED.

by JimmyTheN September 15, 2020

scooping grapes

Usually used in the term "I'll scoop those grapes" or "Do you want me to scoop your grapes?", basically means that person wants to proceed into sexual activities, if they say it in a provocative manor but if he/she is angry, they're using it to say " aye fam, you're coming at me disrespectfully and I'm about to patch you up real quick" aka fighting. Be careful if someone wants to scoop your grapes, it could be 50/50 chance on how they mean it.

Scooping grapes-
"Bro I'd scoop those grapes"
"Come at me like that one more time and I'm gonna scoop your grapes"
"She's already had those grapes scooped fam"
"Y'all wanna go scoop some grapes tonight ?"

by Jayrodrick May 29, 2016

grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.

-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!

by Apple poo December 10, 2015