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Flavor Officer

A steward of bomb ass recipes
Dont worry, my buddy's a flavor officer so they'll hook it up for dinner tonight.
by Joeeeee M February 22, 2021
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office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.
Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.
by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017
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The Office

A region in Manly, Sydney at which young adults conduct important business such as getting pissed (drinking), and may include ripping a cone. The office is equipped with views of Manly Beach.
Hey honey, I'm going to go spend the day at The Office. I won't be back 'till 6 and I'll be roaringly pissed.
by Lord of AwesomeSuace September 16, 2021
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office-ese

pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".

description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.

I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.

OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
by optical1 March 11, 2011
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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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oval office

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.
The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.
by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022
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