Analyzer Tech

The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him

The Analyzer Tech God Saves The World One Analyzer at a Time

by Analyzer Tech July 3, 2018

Tech

Tech is a word used to describe something it could be anything that is worthy of using this word.

Did you see that movie Biozombie yet bro? Yeah it was real tech!

by High Strangeness March 16, 2022

Wilcox Tech

A highschool in meridian where the teachers don’t teach anything yet expect you to pass while in academics while in shop cycle either teacher doesn’t give a crap and lets you do whatever you want or is super overly strict also a lot of dumbass idiots go here

I hate Wilcox tech because my teachers don’t fucking teach

by Meme dood February 16, 2019

tech star

A founder or co founder of a internet centered company with a large valuation and stock equity that makes most of its revenue from freemium features intended to "trap" the consumer data for later resale or other products.

Wow, that tech star got rich on that big new app everyone's talking about.

by vintagesafari July 8, 2018

tech no. pull

Acquiring or pulling the phone number of a person of the opposite sex by means of technology.

Lauren: ...Sounds like a good enough reason for me. Is it okay if I bring my roommate and maybe one other girl?

Elliot: A thats cool. Perfect. Think you can find it? Here is my number if you have questions 812-639-7523

Lauren: Probably not lol. I'm terrible with directions. I'll try my best though. I'll text you so you have mine as well.

Elliot: "That's my second tech no. pull this month."

by lug nut October 9, 2009

Out-tech

to do well or outperform in technology when compared to others.

OMG! My son was able to figure out how to reset the child safety setting that I activated on the internet browser. This is what I get for trying to out-tech a teenager.

by Davellin June 2, 2023

jp tech

Another saying that retarded new gens say (it’s supposed to be boost tech)

FlingingJordan: This jp tech is op for yoinks!
Sackboy1055: nigga shut the fuck up.

by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021