nigger please

when a black person who is talking complete bull shit to you
black person : yo cracker i just got a job

white person : nigger please
by mike g kid January 16, 2007
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Nigger Tax

1. The portion of federal taxes that are earmarked for niggers, more commonly referred to as welfare recipients.
Hey Mr. White, I am so sick and tired of the federal government consistantly raising the "nigger tax" why don't they just go out and get a job like the rest of us and stop relying on us humans to support them..... Because then Kramer they wouldnt be called niggers anymore... that is what niggers do... mooch off the humans...
by K. Kramer August 22, 2008
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Nigger Mint

Nigger Mints are Newport Cigaretts because for some reason all niggers love newports.
White: "yo blackie you got any cigs?"
Black" "yeah i got them newports"
White: "Nevermind i don't want a fuckin nigger mint"
by ZNorton May 16, 2008
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nigger roll

A large wad of ones with a single twenty on the outside to make it look like there is a large roll of twenties.

Used to rip off careless drug dealers and the like
That black ass nigger just payed for his dope with a mother fucking nigger roll.
by Christofer December 11, 2006
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nigger moment

A moment in which ignorance overruns the brain causing an outburst of irrational aggression
All was well until little Mohammed had a nigger moment and shot up the place.
by Pimp My Gimp March 11, 2006
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gorilla nigger

A large dominant nigger, usually simple to spot by the expression of dominance achieved by keeping the expression on your face blank and looking less evolved than the others living in the "hood". Almost every bad neighborhood has a gorilla nigger and all others are just his porch monkey servants.
"Holy shit look at that gorilla nigger their very rare usually you only see them in captivity in the state pen."
by fuckie the drunk clown March 28, 2010
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nigger scoop

to leave a little bit of milk or juice in the fridge for someone else but it's not enough to consider an entire serving.
how 'bout dont nigger scoop me on the ice cream, bitch. take the extra spoonfull.
by no-do-gooder August 25, 2006
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