i am iron man

what tony says before he sacrifices himself :,,,,(.

"i am inevitable."

"and i...i am iron man."
*SNAPS*

by @8HARGREEVES on twitter April 28, 2019

Iron My Shirt, Bitch

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.

"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

iron cross wearer

An iron cross wearer is another way to say "skin head". Or one that is a racist caucasin, that wears the independant label frequently. Another characteristic of an iron cross wearer is to be over religous. Like people in Riverside!

"That town is filled with good-for-nothing iron cross wearers."

by Shmelby February 28, 2007

Strike while the iron is hot

Act quickly while the opportunity is still available. Blacksmiths working iron by hand heat the iron in a fire to red-hot making it malleable. The Smith removes the iron from the fire and shapes it with blows from a hammer. They need to work quickly before the iron cools. Once the iron is cool, it becomes brittle and the opportunity to hammer it into shape has passed.

If you want the job, you need to strike while the iron is hot.

by Chicago God April 11, 2005

Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag

A man who has honed the art of making women cum.

Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.

by Willup B February 21, 2011

ironic promise ring

This is the ordinary "promise" ring: worn by an unmarried teen girl to signify that she will abstain from sex until married. In this case, the ironic promise ring is worn by a girl either as a cover-up for sexual activities, or in the pure ironic sense. In either case, she's doing it!

Sharon and Bill were fucking like bunnies; but she masked that fact by wearing her ironic promise ring.

by Bakku-Shan December 26, 2010

ironically named open society

"open" society is a nefarious project funded by spooky dude george soros to strip people of their ability to exercise their God given liberty.

The 'open' bit is the irony. Direct democracy only seems brilliant to the poorly educated. One needs a democratic republic and not a direct democracy to live well -- provided one's elected representatives are honorable, educated, and active in their respective faith.

You though the chairman was bad wait until you find yourself living under the ironically named open society.

by swiftly horked April 16, 2012