We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.
by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018

by Steve0004 March 13, 2025

A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.
Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.
by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.
Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
by George Zidd August 28, 2019

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft
by Felchfister August 22, 2022

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
