Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Rabbit Handshake

A sweater vest with a hood lacking a zipper, found in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan where the term originated. Closely related to the Bunny Hug also from Saskatchewan.

Wow did you see Dexter from phi kappa deltoid rocking that nice rabbit handshake daddy bought him.

by circlejerkafrat May 22, 2018

Italian Handshake

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce

Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night

by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022

Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding

“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”

by Anonчмous February 5, 2025

double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.

Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Tampa Handshake

Putting an ice cube in someone’s anus.

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.

by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022

JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.

The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.

by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025