The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.
Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-
by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017
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by RodamisCZ December 26, 2017
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Johnny: ...What?
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by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 14, 2022
Get the Get furryed mug.Furry Trout defined as a species of trout that is furry to the touch and smells like three week old pussy juice cocktail.
Yo from a distance that pussy looked like a keeper! Untill I got close to see the goods then I know ihad a furry trout to release!
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by Arnold von pots August 23, 2022
Get the the furries executioner mug.A girl by the name of Bethany (or Beth for short), that is secretly a furry. Though everyone could know that she is a furry, she will constantly deny it as the truth. Has visited a furry convention at least once in the past (and had a good time). If seen she'd enjoy being collared as it matches with her fetish as a wolf. If howling is heard there's a 99.9% chance it was her inner wolf coming out.
Joe: Did someone just hear howling?
Sebastian: Don't worry about that, it's just furry bethany over there looking at the full moon.
Caroline: Again?
Sebastian: Don't worry about that, it's just furry bethany over there looking at the full moon.
Caroline: Again?
by FurryBethany January 19, 2019
Get the furry bethany mug.Furry vibes are when someone is giving off the same vibes as a furry, as in they act or generally are very much like the stereotypical furry.
Furry vibes may include:
Name of animal in a username
Apparent obsession over their favorite animal
Draws/doodles/writes about animals possessing human-like qualities, either in their behavior or physical being.
Occasionally texting using things such as "uwu" and ":3"
Furry vibes may include:
Name of animal in a username
Apparent obsession over their favorite animal
Draws/doodles/writes about animals possessing human-like qualities, either in their behavior or physical being.
Occasionally texting using things such as "uwu" and ":3"
Kat: "Hey did you see Aiden, he changed his profile picture to a fox and is always texts like a furry"
Rio: "Yeah ikr he's giving off major Furry Vibes"
Rio: "Yeah ikr he's giving off major Furry Vibes"
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