Eli-Job

When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body

1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit

2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?

by Eli lover 69 July 21, 2024

eli

oh my god eli is so fucking hot please fuck the shit out of me.

ME: “wow did you see how fucking hot eli is?!”
EVERYONE ELSE: “kys”

by 2olluxz March 17, 2022

Eli

A guy who will make you feel really special, and then break your heart and cheat on you.

Friend: What happened with you and Eli?
Me: Oh he cheated on me!
Friend: What?! He seemed different

by monkeysocks333 March 24, 2020

ely

an enoying crappy basketball player who is self senterd and a retard

a huge dick is such an ely

by lacklen May 2, 2018

Eli

Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet

Eli is my friend

by Your Friend😉 September 23, 2021

Eli

Eli; A stupid idiot that nobody cares about or a person who is ugly and bad at everything

You're such an Eli

by Clickbaiturmumscar June 9, 2020

Eli

A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.

B: I'm sorry your with eli

A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"

by Taco6969765 September 12, 2022