Dragon Dad

Dragon Dad

The best Dad in the entire world.

-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah

Also God Aloah:

Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.

Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu
" Hey Dragon Dad ..how is fighting against all evil, your ex-wife and all the hordes of hell going?"
by ThePersistanceIsReal February 27, 2021
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dragon trail

When a girl is so hot that you suck a fart out of her ass and shotgun it to your buddy
Bro.....Kristin was so hot that Jon asked me to dragon trail him her goods
by bassmaster84 January 28, 2018
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elder dragon

Depicted as the "strongest" type of monster in the popular game Monster Hunter. Elder Dragons are often seen having their own unique arenas to be fought in and are often used as a plot device for the game's story.
"Hey , wanna go on a quest with us? We're hunting an Elder Dragon"
by Miralis August 31, 2017
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dragon whip

The act of having a first thrust of the penis into the vagina so hard that it has the power of a dragon and the sexual pain that a whip delivers. Having a good dragon whip can lead to very pleasing sex afterwards.
Nathan: So how was sex with Gina yesterday?
Ricky: It was great considering a hit her with a nasty dragon whip
Nathan: Nice
by Sitykid5 March 29, 2016
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Black Dragon

A adjective synonymous with idiot, stupidity, and rampant ADHD. Sometimes used as a noun when something is FUBARed.
Dave: I’m going bust a nut at the local Domino’s.

Brian: You better not.
Dave: I’m only joking!
Brian: Well, you have black dragon tendencies, so I wouldn’t put it past you.
by HushHush11 September 29, 2022
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dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.
Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.
by HerTurtleHighness September 06, 2015
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Dragon nugget

Dragon Nugget :(noun) is a wanna be cool guy who is actually weak and annoying with a low self esteem
by THe_Anonymous1 November 25, 2021
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