Crapple

The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos

Low fat Twinkies are crapple

by Bobby(thisisntmyrealname) November 3, 2010

crapper to yapper

another term for the atm or ass to mouth

i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003

Crapper cannonball

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"

That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

by colej-texas August 3, 2009

Crapprehension

Sitting on the toilet for way too long, waiting to crap.

crapprehension poop crap toilet shit

by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009

Crapps

The crappy applications on your smart phone that aren't worth a crap and just waste space.

Beth couldn't download the Google+ app because there were too many crapps on her phone using up the memory.

by Iheartwombos September 21, 2011

crappy laddy

when you have a big shit in your pants that you are sitting on

ohh no again another crappy laddy

by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018

Crappyishere

A retarded YouTuber who does shitty low-effort commentary and painfully unfunny 'comedy'

Crappyishere is SOOOOOO Jealous of the Norris Nuts and he is SOOOOO MEEN

by Crappyishere October 21, 2019