Cake Room:
Noun
1. A room that contains a child's pool filled with cake.
2. A room to do sexual things in...that may include cake.
Noun
1. A room that contains a child's pool filled with cake.
2. A room to do sexual things in...that may include cake.
by alphapixel November 23, 2018
The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 24, 2020
"OMG they're so Poom cakes... that cake is in the shape of a Poom lets all go shave our heads and worship it"
by Bluewave1989 August 28, 2008
Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."
Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."
Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."
by AnalLoose March 30, 2019
by Meat-Cake master February 15, 2023
Yo homie cakes let's smoke.
by OS64 December 15, 2019
A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.
IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.
IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.
by TacoRatty March 28, 2018