better from far, far from better

When scoping a hot chick from a far distance, then as she gets closer you and your buddy realize she is hideous.

Damn dude check that chick over there, she coming this way. Dude! She's hideous, definitely "better from far, far from better" up close....

by donjuandemarco December 23, 2009

Beater

1. A nickname appropriate for a drummer, violent alcoholic or chronic masturbator.

2. A drummer who lives deep in the woods. Sightings are rare and cause for several days of celebration.

3. A very cheap car; one you can drive recklessly without worrying because it is already a worthless piece of crap.

Dude, did you see Beater?

Yeah, man, we drank whiskey together for three days! It was awesome!

by Criscipline September 23, 2010

meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

Husband Beater

A wife beater worn by a gay man.

Guy one: I think Adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like Husband Beater

by Dhiggz May 15, 2010

Fat Belter

When a persons belly fat hangs over their belt.

Check out that fat belter on the stair master.

by Butt Splinter January 23, 2003

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004