Steam Unlocked

A website for poor kids who love downloading viruses at 20KBs per second

Kid 1: Hey check this website called Steam Unlocked
Kid 2: Ok imma try it out
Kid 2:

Cool.Bitcoin.Miner.v1.45.ALL.DLC.zip (6%)

16 hours left (35MB of 4.2GB, 154KB/s)

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by Playstation0 January 25, 2025

Greeley Steam Roller

The smell of cow crap and burning bones/blood in Greeley, Colorado.

Wow, it really smells like a Greeley Steam Roller outside.

by Brittwitt89 February 29, 2020

Stream Steam

A Stream Steam is used to refer to taking a dump while watching your favorite content creator's live stream but still still watching and possibly chatting while doing so.

I gotta let out a stream steam, I'll still be here though

by Raziel Anexander October 23, 2025

Steam

Steam is a digital video games distribution service, developed by the Valve Corporation. It was launched in 2003 to serve as a DRM for initially just Valve titles, but began to allow third party content beginning in 2005. Since then, it has grown to be the largest digital distribution platform for PC games, and also has social-media like features, with its system of highly customizable user profiles, the ability to add and message friends, as well as a feature to create and join groups.

I bought a lot of games, that I’ll likely never play, during the last Steam sale.

by This is my handle okay July 7, 2025

Steam bath

To download several indie games from Steam, after a bad gaming experience.

That game was so terrible, I had to take a steam bath afterwards.

by xX_c3nt1p3d3_Xx June 11, 2017

beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024

STEAM ENGINE

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!

I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.

by Greg from The Committee May 3, 2021