Arizona austin

The act of Austin giving one a Cleveland steamer in a Wendy’s bathroom

I heard you getting a Arizona Austin in the bathroom here at Wendy’s

by Ggjjbgrh1446 July 31, 2024

Austin-truaxing

When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit

Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.

by Maybe Swifty? September 12, 2021

Austin

KS❤️🔐

Austin loves KS❤️🔐

by Fieoddjfj November 6, 2021

Austin

This guy is really weird and he is also racist he can say the n word all the time and he play fortnite and hes soooo fat his belt is the equater and he loves tiny underaged minor he loves to look at them grabbing his ballsack and he would try to chase down little kids and he loves to eat dogs and cat yum yum

Gosh darn it Austin stop chasing those kids

by Iamsogayandsussy May 11, 2023

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

Austin

An auteestic child.

Austin is teestic.

by plato! July 24, 2024

Austin

A guy that smokes a shit ton of weed and owns a lava lamp.

Yo that’s Austin. He’s off the gas all the time. His watch is stuck on 4:20.

by Hahahahhahshdhcjsknfnckc December 9, 2019