Cronk-Head

A person with an IQ in the single digits
A fool or goon.

Slade is a fucking Cronk-Head.

by SladeIsACronkHead July 8, 2021

Sted Head

Someone that steroids dosen't agree with

Check out that sted head!!

by ih8noobs October 2, 2011

tat head

someone with a ridiculously large head, often pulling innocent bystanders towards him with its gravitational force. drinks a horrendous amount of milk and often enjoys stalking ladies. sometimes partakes in the game of 'tat tips' with 'tips', he has unfortunately never won due to the nature of his cranny like limbs. behaves like a tool, often engineering weapons in his own house e.g book tie combo.

"jeeeeez, have yo seen that tat head?"

" yeah hes been following my bird around for a few hours now, roughly 50 paces behind her, with a couple of cartons of dairy crest. whats that all about"?

by poobear2 October 10, 2011

Helmet-Headed

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"Very Helmet-headed of you"

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022

Head pussy

A better name for the opening at the tip of the penis. Otherwise known as the urethral opening

Dude I just came so hard out my head pussy.

Yo dude I think my head pussy is infected.

by Flirnten Nutburt November 13, 2018

Same head

same head is slang for a person with Down syndrome, on account of all their heads appearing to be the same.

“Oh, here we go again Robbie, look at the state of these same head cunts.”

Or~

“Why, I say Robbie don’t those two spastics appear to have the same head.

“Yes Ollie, they are same heads.”

by Hairyswan August 3, 2018

Clot Head

Someone who is mentally slow.

He was forgetful, a little dim and didn't really know what was going on - he was a real clot head.

by Mostin September 13, 2018